you know what's great?
those little easy bake ovens. you know whats not great? the fact that THEY DONT MAKE THEM ANYMORE.
no more fresh baked goodness
no more hapiness
with cheap pink frosting that tastes vaguely like bicycle grease
so the time has come
i must now depart.
it is my time
this is not just a suicide note. this is a message from our lord. and a plea from the depths of my cholesterol coated soul
p.s. none of you are in my will. suckers