Intransphonemia (intransphonemia) wrote in matchingrebequa,
Intransphonemia
intransphonemia
matchingrebequa

dear to whom it may concern,

you know what's great?
those little easy bake ovens. you know whats not great? the fact that THEY DONT MAKE THEM ANYMORE.
thats right
no more fresh baked goodness
no more hapiness
no more
addictive muffins
with cheap pink frosting that tastes vaguely like bicycle grease

so the time has come
i must now depart.
it is my time

this is not just a suicide note. this is a message from our lord. and a plea from the depths of my cholesterol coated soul

goodbye

p.s. none of you are in my will. suckers
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